Week 17: The Finals
Week 17: The Finals
We’re coming down to the end. After a super exciting, back and forth, semi-finals – we now have only two managers left. Let’s give it up for Max and Emilio who will meet in the finals and play for the coveted Chapter Jacket.
It’s Christmas, we’ve all been going nuts getting last minute preparations done, this is gonna be a short one. I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas with their families and enjoys some well-deserved time off if you have it. And enjoy football, the playoffs, it’s gonna be crazy.
Dead
Aaron, Josh, Timmy, Blake and Charles
We’ve talked about this group, we’re all dead and we’ll leave it at that. Let’s start thinking about our keepers.
Derek – LAST PLACE
We find our good buddy Derek back in the last place seat. Derek, some in this league would say it’s karma that you landed back in last for consecutive years. I’d say it’s a worthy sacrifice. You talk shit and you keep the tensions high, and this league needs that desperately. Thank you for continuing your heel narrative and keeping Chapter alive and toxic. We’ll figure out the punishment. For now, you’re the shitter.
RIP from the Semis..
DYLAN
That was a tough way to go out. You had studs all year putting great weeks together, all for those same players to completely shit the bed in week 16. On top of that, let’s give you the flu.
It was a great season. Back and forth fight to secure the 1 seed. Some great trades, and some Lamar trades. And HUGE weeks. Good job this year, good luck in the 3rd place game.
TYLER
Tyler, you were torn in the semis. It boiled down to Purdy and McCaffery shitting the bed and the 9ers probably losing, or you getting the win in Chapter. 9ers getting the win keeps them on the path to first place, but it’s still a tough pill to swallow.
Great season. You dominated all year and damn near had the one seed. Another great year from our guy Tyler, good luck in the 3rd place game for the extra $100.
MAX V EMILIO
THE MATCHUP YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. TWO BALL KNOWERS, TWO BILLS LOVERS, AND TWO GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE SPANISH. YOUR FINALISTS FOR CHAPTER 9 – MAX AND EMILIO!
Good luck gents. It’s the Bills backfield vs the 9ers backfield, what an insane way to do this. Sprinkle in some high powered wide outs and a Taysom Hill start and I think this one is going to be insane. Good luck to both of you. With a win comes glory, cash, and the most sought after jacket in sports.
Merry Christmas everyone
Cheers
Love, your CHAMPION - Charles Yaeger
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